We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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