Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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