So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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