with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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