So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Randomize
