Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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