Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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