what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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