i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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