Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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