He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just want nice things and good sex
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The adults are the big ones right?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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