love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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