I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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