...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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