I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
