what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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