how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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