Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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