Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
