I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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