Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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