imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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