Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Boobs are out for the taking
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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