Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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