they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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