is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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