Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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