What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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