good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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