so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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