Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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