I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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