Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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