Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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