Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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