i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I cut my penus on the lid.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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