nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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