What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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