She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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