i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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