Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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