I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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