yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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