all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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