Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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