she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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