i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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