i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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