hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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