we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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