Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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