You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
