how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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