so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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