So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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